I used to be a golfer once

I used to be a golfer once
But, now I am a hack
I swing around a waist of jello
I only play the middle tees
I used to play the back
I only use balls that are yellow

My game is up on the shelf
I don’t know why
And I only play golf by myself
It’s no lie
I wish I still could play, I wish that I could play
I wish that I could play, someone else

I used to have a short game once
I used be real good
(Where do you think you might have lost it?)
I used to have no fear at all
I knew all that I should
(Is it with your sand wedge, where you tossed it?)

My game is up on the shelf
I don’t know why
And I only play golf by myself
It’s no lie
I wish I still could play, I wish that I could play
I wish that I could play, someone else

I used to split the fairways boys
I used to sink the putts
(What ever happened to the feeling?)
I can’t hit a damn fairway now
I only hit wide cuts
(It’s enough to send my mindset reeling)

My game is up on the shelf
I don’t know why
And I only play golf by myself
It’s no lie
I wish I still could play, I wish that I could play
I wish that I could play, someone else

Now, I am afraid most days
I can’t hit it off the ground
I only hit well when I drink some
I know each tree out on our course
I know the ball hits tree bark sound
I only play good when I’ve got rum

My game is up on the shelf
I don’t know why
And I only play golf by myself
It’s no lie
I wish I still could play, I wish that I could play
I wish that I could play, someone else

I used to be a golfer once
I wish I still could play
I wish so hard for that sweet feeling
I once was good
But not today
If I could find Diablo, I’d be dealing

But, my game is up on the shelf
And it’s funny
How, I play only by myself
No money
I wish that I could play
I wish that I could play
I wish that I could play like myself

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