My Kid’s Christmas Play (part 2)

I’VE COME TO MY KIDS CHRISTMAS PLAY
JUST LIKE I DID LAST YEAR
THIS YEAR THOUGH, I’VE COME PREPARED
I’VE BROUGHT ALONG SOME BEER
I FIGURE THAT I’LL NEED IT
TO HELP ME THROUGH THE NIGHT
‘CAUSE WHEN THOSE DAMN KIDS
TAKE THE STAGE…IT REALLY IS A SIGHT

INSTEAD OF USING THE SAME DOLL
THEY’VE GOT ONE THAT IS NEW
THE ONLY THING THAT’S WRONG WITH IT
IS THIS DAMN DOLL IS BLUE
THIS YEAR THEY’VE ADDED DONKEYS
IN COSTUMES MADE FROM NERF
THEY HELP TO KEEP YOUR MIND OFF,
THEIR JESUS IS A SMURF

THIS YEAR THE WISE MEN GOT IT RIGHT
AND THEY’RE ALL WEARING THONGS
YOU CANNOT HEAR THE CHOIR
THEY’RE FLIP-FLOPPING THROUGH THE SONGS
THEIR ROBES TOO, ARE MUCH BETTER
THEY DON’T WEAR DRESSING GOWNS
THEY DON’T LOOK LIKE A GROUP OF ROCKS
NOW, THEYRE DRESSED UP RIGHT IN BROWN

LAST YEAR MY  SON, HE PLAYED A ROCK
HE WAS A BIG SUCCESS
THIS YEAR HE’S MARY’S STAND-IN
AND HE HAS TO WEAR A DRESS
I HOPE THAT HE DOES NOT GO ON
CAUSE, GOD FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH
I’M NOT QUITE SURE THE F/X CREW
CAN MAKE A BOY GIVE BIRTH

THIS PLAY WAS BETTER THAN THE LAST
WE DIDN’T LAUGH AS MUCH
POOR JOSEPH USED A POGO STICK
TO REPRESENT A CRUTCH
IT WAS ARTISTIC LICENSE
TO HAVE THE CRUTCH OUT THERE
HE TRIPPPED UPON THE MAGII
AND WENT FIVE FEET IN THE AIR

I’VE COME TO MY KID’S CHRISTMAS PLAY
FOR THREE YEARS IN A ROW
IT ONLY COSTS TWO FIFTY
AND THEY PUT ON QUITE A SHOW
I SAID THE SAME THING LAST YEAR
AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN
I’LL BE BACK NEXT CHRISTMAS TIME
ONE NIGHT FROM EIGHT TILL TEN.

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