This Ain’t a goddam Country Song

This Ain’t a Goddamn Country Song

You know I love my Rock and Roll

I wouldn’t write a Country Song

‘Cause that’s not how I roll

This song it ain’t bout country things

Like pickup trucks and cars

You’ll never find me writing

About getting drunk in bars

There’s no mention here of Taylor Swift

or The Charlie Daniels Band

I wouldn’t write of how the banks

are taking our farmland

This Ain’t a Goddamn Country Song

You know I love my Rock and Roll

I wouldn’t write a Country Song

‘Cause that’s not how I roll

I don’t know shit ’bout Redneck stuff

like hunting dogs and guns

I wouldn’t write of Daisy Dukes

showing off some hot babes buns

I won’t write ’bout the Opry

I don’t know all that stuff

Of Minnie Pearl and Grandpa Jones

And Mr. Roy Acuff

This Ain’t a Goddamn Country Song

You know I love my Rock and Roll

I wouldn’t write a Country Song

‘Cause that’s not how I roll

There’s nothing here ’bout Bourbon

or of Racing through the fields

I don’t know much about farming

or crop futures or of yields

I listen to The Rolling Stones

Trace Adkins I don’t like

Lady A can go away

Kid Rock can ride his bike

You won’t hear much about Zac Browns Band

or of food thats Chicken Fried

I might go to a hoedown

If I’d  just  up and died

My music, it fulfills me

It makes me who I am

But I’ll stay away from country

songs, Cause I don’t give a damn

No Oak Ridge Boys or Hee Haw Here

Hank Williams I won’t buy

I’ll never buy a Dixie Beer

It’s a drink I’ll never try

I won’t sing about Kentucky

or of a Texas Yellow Rose

you know this aint no country song

Good god I hope it shows

There’s no mohter, dogs or applie pie

no  fishin’ in the dark

No Everything is Beautiful

No songs by Terry Clark

I’m really open minded

My friends they are the same

We won’t buy country music

To us it’s just so lame

This Ain’t a Goddamn Country Song

You know I love my Rock and Roll

I wouldn’t write a Country Song

‘Cause that’s not how I roll

I won’t mention stuff you’ll find

in songs by Nashville bands

There’s nothing here about

watching football in the stands

I’ll never write a country song

Cause country just ain’t fun

Oh crap I just read this thing

And I think I just wrote one

This Ain’t a Goddamn Country Song

You know I love my Rock and Roll

I wouldn’t write a Country Song

‘Cause that’s not how I roll

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