Why Can’t Life Be a Beer Ad?

Alarm clock dead, power’s out
What’ve I got to shout about?
Running late, we’re behind
It’s things like this make me lose my mind
Hot girls, Cold Beer,
Fridge full, Good Cheer
Why can’t life be a beer ad for me?
Great view, Fast Cars,
Good Friends, Full Bars
Why can’t life be a beer ad for me?
Notes written, Kids set to go
Open the fridge, and boom…power goes
It’s never ending, all frustrating
The problems are just resonating
Hot girls, Cold Beer,
Fridge full, Good Cheer
Why can’t life be a beer ad for me?
Great view, Fast Cars,
Good Friends, Full Bars
Why can’t life be a beer ad for me?
Kids dropped off
, on the road
When suddenly another load
Of troubles makes my day
It makes me want to say
Hot girls, Cold Beer,
Fridge full, Good Cheer
Why can’t life be a beer ad for me?
Great view, Fast Cars,
Good Friends, Full Bars
Why can’t life be a beer ad for me?
Tire’s flat, that’s not new
What’s a guy supposed to do?
I smile and call for towing
My temper now is showing
Hot girls, Cold Beer,
Fridge full, Good Cheer
Why can’t life be a beer ad for me?
Great view, Fast Cars,
Good Friends, Full Bars
Why can’t life be a beer ad for me?
Get in late, that’s a given
Boss says “Turner, you’re not driven”
“Success comes hard, it isn’t easy”
That’s when I get really queasy
Hot girls, Cold Beer,
Fridge full, Good Cheer
Why can’t life be a beer ad for me?
Great view, Fast Cars,
Good Friends, Full Bars
Why can’t life be a beer ad for me?
Not worth fighting, got a meeting
Meanwhile I am overheating
All I know is that I try
And days like this just make me cry
Hot girls, Cold Beer,
Fridge full, Good Cheer
Why can’t life be a beer ad for me?
Great view, Fast Cars,
Good Friends, Full Bars
Why can’t life be a beer ad for me?
Work the day out, heading home
Knowing I am not alone
Millions more go through this too
What’s a guy supposed to do?
Hot girls, Cold Beer,
Fridge full, Good Cheer
Why can’t life be a beer ad for me?
Great view, Fast Cars,
Good Friends, Full Bars
Why can’t life be a beer ad for me?
Ads are fake, and it’s all phony
As I sit watching on my Sony
But one day it’d be really nice
To have that life, and glacier ice
Hot girls, Cold Beer,
Fridge full, Good Cheer
Why can’t life be a beer ad for me?
Great view, Fast Cars,
Good Friends, Full Bars
Why can’t life be a beer ad for me?
Really, Why can’t life be a beer ad?
Just one little, stinking bloody beer ad…For Me?

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