Doing The Wife’s Hair

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Doing the Wife’s Hair

Husbands, raise your hands
Keep them up if you love your wife
Keep them up if you colour your wifes hair
Okay, this is for the three of us that are left….

I did my wife a favour
As I do, because I can
I help her when I’m able
Not just because I am a man

I kill bugs when requested
I do the laundry like I should
I clean the bathroom when it’s dirty
And by doing so , feel good

Every few weeks I will help her
Hide the grey that she can see
I don’t volunteer to do it
But it’s cheap to hire me

A salon visit is expensive
Doing hair, and waiting hours
I just slip on my latex hand wear
And I have a bag full of super powers

Yes, I help my wife get couloured
I take the time and do her hair
I also, get it on the tiles
Up the wall and on two chairs

The dog gets covered just a little
The rug, a window and the bed
But, we always buy two packets
So, there’s enough to do her head

I have a jacket slightly mottled
It’s got a few brown spots, some red
I don’t know exactly how it happened
I even got some on our bed

Just call me Mr. Kenneth
In my jumpsuit doing hair
I get it where I think she needs it
And I spray it everywhere

She comes out looking gorgeous
She’s always happy with the result
She always looks a little different
Like someone who believes in the occult

If you’re a husband who likes money
Save it, colour your wife’s hair
Your part only takes ten minutes
You need ten towels, one mask, one chair

It brings us both closer together
My arms look like a leopard skin
All my shirts are slightly spotted
But all those spots, make me look thin

I’ve got to go now and get cleaned up
The carpets ruined, so’s the wood
But, she’s happy and we all know that
If the wife is happy….all is good!

Mind Capsules – Gotham by Midnight #1 and Batman Eternal #34

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Gotham by Midnight #1
Gotham by Midnight #1

Writer – Ray Fawkes
Artist – Ben Templesmith

Gotham by Midnight is a moody and atmospheric little book that probably takes place after Batman Eternal at some point and finds Jim Corrigan, The Spectre, and a select team of cops investigating cases of the supernatural, kind of like the X-Files.  Things are running along smoothly for them until an investigator from Internal Affairs shows up to find out just what it is they are exactly doing aside from wasting taxpayer’s money.  So to prove what they do is legit, Corrigan takes the investigator on a case which might be more than the man ever bargained for.  Fawkes does a great job on the script for this new Batman title, and Batman does make an appearance, but it is Ben Templesmith who really makes this book come alive with his appropriately haunting pencils.  Fresh off his book…

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Virginia Gentleman Review

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Originally posted on Bourbon & Oak:

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Name: Virginia Gentleman

ABV: 40%

Proof: 80

Nose: Wood, Vanilla, Maple Syrup.

Palate: Stale smoke, oak, rye, corn, and vanilla.

Finish: Short and spicy with some flavors of vanilla and citrus.

Overall: Virginia Gentleman is a budget bourbon. Having recently moved to Virginia I decided I would finally give it a go. I was not at all impressed with this whiskey. The flavors tasted stale and artificial. For a few dollars more there are far better options out there in the budget group. I tried Virginia Gentleman neat and in a cocktail and enjoyed it best in a cocktail.

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christmas in khandahar

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On Christmas Day we wake up
We’ve no stocking on our bed
We’ve got a plastic kit box
taking up space there instead
You see, we aren’t at home with you
Even though you wish we are
We’re celebrating Christmas
Over here in Khandahar

A big Merry Christmas to friends and family
of Cpl. Mike Cannandale of St. Louis, Missouri, USA

We have our turkey dinner too
Stuffing, taters, pumpkin pie
We all sit here telling stories
And it’s hard just not to cry
so, we do, because we’re not back home
Having Christmas like you all
But, we’re over here in Khandahar
Because we all answered the call

Merry Christmas to all friends and family of Liuetenant James Mc Caskill
of Great Grimsby, Lincolnshire, England

We have a snowman by our tent
He’s made of plywood, painted white
Thank god, we made no snowballs up
We’d get splinters  in a fight
We go to church and pray for peace
And wish we could go home
But, over here at Christmas time
There’s just no where to roam

Merry Christmas to friends and family of
Captiain John Watson, PPCLI, in Greenwood, Nova Scotia, Canada

We made our videos last week
To send you our best wishes
We’d all love to be back with you
Washing up those Christmas dishes
For now, we are one family
Joined in heart, and soul and mind
Having a Christmas meal in Khandahar
The best meal of it’s kind

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to friends
and family, of Marine Master Sgt. Tim Wilcox, Plano, Texas, USA

Next year we will be home with you
Having Christmas as we should
Praying for peace, hope and prosperity
And all things that are good
for now though, we are over here
missing you this Christmas Day
We just hope you’re thinking of us
As we keep the foe at bay

Merry Christmas to all the friends, family, co-workers and supporters
of all the soldiers in War Zones everywhere, who can’t be at home this Christmas
May they all get home safe.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year